The New Guard Jiu Jitsu Company

WE MAKE GRAPPLING GEAR FOR BROS AND CHADS. DUDES THAT DON’T TAKE A ROUND OFF, GUYS THAT DUMP THEIR BUDDIES ON THEIR HEADS, ALSO GUYS THAT JUST TRAIN WHAT THEY SAW ONLINE ON THE WAY TO THE GYM, WE ARE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME AND A HARD TIME. MOST OF ALL, WE ARE HERE TO HAVE FUN, WE DON'T NEED OTHER GROWN MEN TELLING US HOW OR WHY WE TRAIN. SKIP WARMUPS? GREAT. DON'T SKIP WARMUPS? SICK.YOUR GYM SHOULDN'T BE A CULT, WE ARE TRAINING PARTNERS, FRIENDS & FAMILY (UNFORTUNATELY I TRAIN WITH MY BROTHER).YOUR COACH ISN'T YOUR DAD, YOUR COACH ISN'T YOUR BOSS, HIS NECK IS (LIKELY) THE SAME SIZE AS YOURS, CHOKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. IF YOU BOW TO PHOTOS ON THE WALL, THIS COMPANY ISN'T FOR YOU. IF YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CALL SOMEONE "MASTER", PLEASE VISIT YOUR LOCAL MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS CENTER IMMEDIATELY AND COME BACK WHEN YOU’RE READY TO ROLL.